Veritaserum

Jocelyn planned an outing with the group and a few others so we could meet that someone who would stay in her life forevz. As her fathers, Amy, Desiree, Elaine, Jellee, Vivienne and I all came up a list of questions to interrogate Quan with to see if he's good enough for her. We just want what's best for Jocelyn.

• WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS?
• CAN YOU COOK? DO YOU LIKE HOUSEWORK?
• DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE FINANCIALLY STABLE?
• DO YOU THINK YOU'LL SUPPORT HER FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE?
• WHEN DID YOU FEELINGS TOWARDS JOCELYN CHANGE FROM SOMETHING LESS THAN PLATONIC?
• What is the career path you’re striving for?
• DO YOU HAVE THE PHYSIQUE TO CARRY HER? Can you carry her over the threshold?
• DOES YOUR DIET CONSIST OF 5 FRUITS AND 2 VEGETABLES? YOU HAVE TO BE HEALTHY!
• ARE YOU WILLING TO CARRY HER SHOPPING BAGS? OURS TOO?
• ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET?
• ARE YOU A DOG PERSON OR CAT PERSON?
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CHILDREN? DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN?
• HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU INTEND TO HAVE?
• CAN YOU DRIVE?
• DO YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED FOR ANYTHING?
• HAVE YOU EVER SPENT MORE THAN 3 HOURS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER?
• ARE YOU AN OTAKU? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN OTAKU IS? DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE INTERESTED IN ANIME?!
• WHAT TYPE OF MANGA/ANIME DO YOU READ? ECCHI?! SMUT?!
• ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? ARE YOU PARTICULAR TO ANY RELIGION?
• WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON GAY MARRIAGE?
• WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE CARBON TAX? IS IT GOOD?
• DO YOU THINK AUSTRALIA SHOULD BECOME A REPUBLIC?
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE ASYLUM SEEKERS HELD IN DETENTION CENTRES? DO YOU THINK IT’S HUMANE?
• DO YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER?
• WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TWILIGHT?
• DO YOU THINK ABS ARE HOT? ARE YOU CONSIDERING?
• ARE YOU TRADITIONAL? WHEN ASKING FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE, WHO WOULD YOU ASK FOR THEIR BLESSINGS?
• ASIAN WEDDINGS OR WHITE WEDDINGS? WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
• When do you plan to get married? Where will you take Jocelyn on your honeymoon?
• WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MATCHING/COUPLE CLOTHING?
• WHAT WILL YOU SEE IF YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR OF ERISED? IS IT JOCELYN?!

Surprisingly, we did not overwhelm him and he took our questions seriously! By the end of the day, I think we all agreed that we ship Quanlyn.

If it's one thing I learnt today, it's to never get a boyfriend.